Tuesday, 26 November 2013

Gender Surprise: The Kinder Conundrum

Ahh yes, Kinder Surprise, many a childhood memory can be recalled; the mixed excitement and disappointment of cracking open the little brown eggs of joy to discover what my ‘surprise’ was this time.  These chocolatey treats have become iconic over their decades of existence, but the seemingly calm Kinder waters have been disturbed.
By no means are Ferrero, the manufacturers of the aptly named confection, free from past conflicts. Kinder Surprise have achieved legendary status in the US, where they have become prohibited from sale or import due to a bizarre FDA regulation which bans, ‘the sale of any candy that has embedded in it a toy or trinket.’ However, a new controversy is in town, and it’s coloured pink and blue.
Earlier this year, the Kinder Surprise was launched with different coloured wrappers to hint at the surprises inside; blue for cars, pink for dolls. While no explicit reference to gender has been made, the intent is obvious, Ferrero are asking parents to pick the ‘right’ egg for their child in a seemingly desperate attempt to reclaim dwindling sales. There has been an understandable outcry across the internet, with numerous change.org campaigns (one of which can be found here) being launched to combat it. While many people will be nodding their heads in agreement at the outrage, there will be without doubt several people who have found their way to this page and asked, ‘what is the problem?’
After all, surely this will save tears? Thousands of little boys receiving fairy princesses, and girls with accidental dumper trucks will no longer have this concern! Maybe now parents can make sure that their children get the toys they want in the first place? While this may be a concern for some presents, we need to start asking why these children want these toys in the first place; maybe the Kinder conundrum is a symptom of the illness, and not the cause. In our increasingly (albeit slowly) more accepting and open-minded world, is this kind of gender stereotyping a step backwards? In a word: yes.
To the initiated, the assignment of play-things based on the genitals you own seems preposterous, but to those unfamiliar with gender struggles it seems to be the norm. The Kinder conundrum on its own has the potential to be innocuous, but unfortunately contributes to a toxic mindset which enforces the patriarchy. The arbitrariness of gendered toys often feels like something that we should have moved past by now, and should not be enforcing further.
However, I don’t believe that the blame should rest solely with Ferrero; this reaction to falling sales seems to me to be a symptom of our patriarchal culture. In a society which still places such emphasis on gender roles, it’s hardly surprising that companies would exploit archaic views of masculinity and femininity for their gain. Millions of people have had these kinds of backward values so ingrained in them, that they defend them without question; maybe this is the real problem that should be solved?
I suggest that instead of campaigning against the perpetrating corporations, we should instead try to educate ourselves and each other about the implications of such gender stereotyping. This is by no means a simple task, and it will probably take generations for this kind of petty discrimination to be stamped out, but it will be worth the effort. We must remember that there are whole lot of people out there who see no issue in gender stereotyping, but this will be through ignorance rather than wilful bigotry. Patience is the key! Once people’s attitudes begin to change, the rest will begin to look after itself. It is very sad that Ferrero have taken this sort of action, but maybe we should stop sharpening our pitchforks at them, and instead consider tackling the issue at its root.

Wednesday, 13 November 2013

Top tips for student living in winter

Winter is looming and there’s only so much that dodgy central heating can do to keep our spirits up. Here are LSi’s top tips for staying warm and chirpy during the cold, dark winter months.

Jumpers
Feeling the chill? Now is the perfect time of year to raid the charity shops and vintage stores, as it’s finally jumper season. Find yourself a reasonably priced piece of knitwear and become the newest edgy kid in town. Bonus points for attire with animals and garish colours. Also, it helps to cut down on those scary winter heating bills.

German Christmas Market
If you've got a yearning for the Bavarian Yuletide experience, the Christkindelmarkt is Millennium Square from November 8 until December 18. Make sure to get yourself down there for a veritable smörgåsbord of culinary delights, a wide array of Germanic products and even a talking moose head. It also makes for an interesting, if somewhat odd, venue for a date. Drink alcohol laced hot chocolate to your heart’s content, have a bite of that pretzel, and get yourself into the Christmassy mood.

Hygiene, hygiene, hygiene!
As we all know, the winter months mean the spread of nasty coughs and colds. For perfect attendance, make sure that your personal hygiene is of a military standard. Make sure to wash your hands frequently, because while you may be considerate of the spread of germs, other people will inevitably not. It may sound condescendingly simple, but avoid touching your mouth or face if you've touched suspect surfaces and for extra protection bring along a small bottle of hand sanitizer, it smells clean and the sensation of it evaporating from your skin brings a shiver of childish glee.

Makeshift heating solutions
Is your wallet feeling the end of term pinch? Are you shivering in your bed at night? Then consider your pang of cold desperation and utilise this cheap and homemade solution. Take a large, empty coke bottle, rinse it out, fill it with hot water, and you have yourself a makeshift hot water bottle. The heat lasts for a surprisingly long amount of time, but there is one thing to look out for – make sure your water isn't too hot or boiling, otherwise you will melt the bottle.

Security
Make sure to keep your homes extra secure at this time of year, as burglaries increase during the winter months. Those of you in halls with lots of security may have slightly less to worry about but remember to keep your doors and windows locked at all times, just in case. Also remember to set your burglar alarm if all of you are out at once, and leaving a light on inside can also help to deter criminals. For more information, consult: www.westyorkshire.police.uk/burglary.

Personal safety
In addition to burglary, the longer nights also mean that it may be more unsafe to get from place to place by yourself. If you don’t have the money for a taxi, Amber Cars will be able to take you home with your student card in lieu of money. Your card will then be dropped off at the finance counter on the first floor where you can pick it up and pay your fare. The Leeds University Union also has a Nightbus which can take you from the Union entrance to your doorstep for just £1; bookings can be made at the security desk. If the night bus isn’t an option, make sure to walk in well lit areas and not to have valuables on show.

Winter food
Now that we’re entering the colder months, it’s the perfect excuse to ditch the salads and go for something heartier; you do need to build up your winter fat reserves, after all. Soups are an absolute must for a lunch or a light dinner, paired with buttery crusty bread; it can make for a cheap, tasty and nutritious meal. Baked potatoes are equally simple and filling, too.

Decorations
Is your accommodation looking a bit Spartan? To give your dwellings a bit of Christmas spirit, consider making your own decorations out of coloured paper. Paper chains are easy, an ideal way to procrastinate and can be a fun bonding exercise between you and your flatmates.

Cheesy Christmas Playlist
To further get you into the Yuletide mood, making a playlist with all of the corniest Christmas songs you can possibly think of is a must. It will make for an interesting atmosphere at pre-drinks and can be used as motivation when writing that last minute essay.

TV Christmas Specials
And finally, it is the time of year when it’s finally acceptable to watch all the Christmas specials of your favourite TV shows. In case you haven’t seen enough of the reruns, you can always catch them on demand at various streaming sites. A personal favourite is the Father Ted Christmas Special, A Christmassy Ted; Father Jack is the only name I need to mention.